What is it with men and public urination?? In the last week I have seen 3 separate episodes of it, and I wasn't even at a major sporting event or music festival!
One of the episodes happened moments after I had picked my youngest son up from kindy and so had all 3 kids in the car. Unfortunately my daughter caught sight of it and this opened up a whole hours worth of discussion on why men can pee in public but women can't. Societal norms, gender specific anatomical differences and under-developed sense of impropriety aside, I just couldn't come up with a decent answer that wouldn't be disrespectful to the 2 other males in the car.
I really just don't get how SOME males can be so desperate to relieve themselves as to be willing to just get their gear out in public and shoot a visible stream of pee for all to see?!?!
I have done kidney damage in the past in my quest to find a decent toilet rather than use a gross, smelly (gag) or dirty one that is close at hand. It's just not fair!! To see some guy wizzing all over a beautiful rose bush with a view of gardens and wide blue sky, when I have to hover in the "kangaroo-squat" position over a seatless bowl, clutching my bag with one hand and holding the broken stall door closed with the other in a vain attempt to make the most of a stinky public toilet! AARRGGHHH it's infuriating!
I am off to bleach my own toilet now, at least I can control that!
Bye bye Bridgets!
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Go Bridget!
ReplyDeleteI have to say though that society condones little boys being allowed to "point and pee" when they're in public, and so from a young age they're conditioned that it's acceptable.
And why aren't there enough public toilets for women EVERYWHERE???