Bridgets
2 simple rules:
1. You won't eat junk if you don't have it in the house - so don't buy it in the first place!
2. Don't ever shop when you are hungry
Good luck out there,
Bridget
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Average Boob sizes have jumped
Bridgets,
according to the same UK show on Boobs the other night (channel 9 I think), it mentioned that the average boob size 10 years ago was 34 c, now it is 36D!
So either we are getting bigger ALL over on average (a distinct possibility), more people are getting enlargements, or more ladies are developing PCOS - Bridget Hormone Disorder (BHD)(high testosterone, insulin problems, high oestrogen and adrenal fatigue. Some have a touch of hypothyroidism as well).
Food for thought,
Bridget
according to the same UK show on Boobs the other night (channel 9 I think), it mentioned that the average boob size 10 years ago was 34 c, now it is 36D!
So either we are getting bigger ALL over on average (a distinct possibility), more people are getting enlargements, or more ladies are developing PCOS - Bridget Hormone Disorder (BHD)(high testosterone, insulin problems, high oestrogen and adrenal fatigue. Some have a touch of hypothyroidism as well).
Food for thought,
Bridget
Monday, August 24, 2009
Boobs
Bridgets
i have just watched a great show on Boobs -i shall reveal the details in subsequent weeks.
Boobs are not just visual shapes lingering on our ribs for other people's titilation! NO!- they are actually a key to us feeling good.
Do you know what - no matter what we say about our boobs - they (hey - if you still have a set. Many Bridgets only have one - we love you sisters...):
1. somewhat define whom we are (by our own volition)
and
2. dictate how good we feel about ourselves based on our "boob appeal."
I'm off to do reconnaissances....
love small chested Bridget
i have just watched a great show on Boobs -i shall reveal the details in subsequent weeks.
Boobs are not just visual shapes lingering on our ribs for other people's titilation! NO!- they are actually a key to us feeling good.
Do you know what - no matter what we say about our boobs - they (hey - if you still have a set. Many Bridgets only have one - we love you sisters...):
1. somewhat define whom we are (by our own volition)
and
2. dictate how good we feel about ourselves based on our "boob appeal."
I'm off to do reconnaissances....
love small chested Bridget
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Next I will need a PIN for a latte!!!
Bridgets
do you know i now have a print out of all my PINS (shoot - no i don't), my usernames, my passwords, so much security, so many things to remember. WHo am I anyway?
I remember watching an article in grade 7, reporting that we wouldn't need cash one day - that we could use a card at a service station or retail outlet, that would automatically take money out of our bank accounts for us and transfer into the retailer's bank (now referred to as a merchant).
MY GOD - the debit card is a living essential in 2009.
Who would have thought that all the IT advances, that seemingly make life so much easier, have in a paradoxical way, lead to confusion, exploitation and hacking (which used to mean a bad cough when i was a kid) and me being ripped off by some UNI student in Russia from my home-based computer. Good grief....
In fact, anyone with IT nouce, a poor moral ethic and an aptitude to rob and steal, can drive past my little house and tap into my band width and steal my life from underneath my nose.
Why all the security details then. Who are we kidding!
I will tell you Bridgets.... I am stress by all the security measures to protect my money (albeit a small pile - well bump), i get miffed when i call to access and change accounts and tell them all my details proficiently then some smarty pantz says "what is your postcode?" Seriously!!! and then tells me that to change any thing, the request has to be in writing, authorized and witnessed by a JP and sent on original paper - fax won't do!
BUT if i were a smart crim - i can just hack on any - grab and dump money - or use a "mule" and live a happy stressfree and TAX free life and change my address accordingly.
I know who is the stupid one here!
Good night, sleep tight and don't let the hackers bite! Bridget
do you know i now have a print out of all my PINS (shoot - no i don't), my usernames, my passwords, so much security, so many things to remember. WHo am I anyway?
I remember watching an article in grade 7, reporting that we wouldn't need cash one day - that we could use a card at a service station or retail outlet, that would automatically take money out of our bank accounts for us and transfer into the retailer's bank (now referred to as a merchant).
MY GOD - the debit card is a living essential in 2009.
Who would have thought that all the IT advances, that seemingly make life so much easier, have in a paradoxical way, lead to confusion, exploitation and hacking (which used to mean a bad cough when i was a kid) and me being ripped off by some UNI student in Russia from my home-based computer. Good grief....
In fact, anyone with IT nouce, a poor moral ethic and an aptitude to rob and steal, can drive past my little house and tap into my band width and steal my life from underneath my nose.
Why all the security details then. Who are we kidding!
I will tell you Bridgets.... I am stress by all the security measures to protect my money (albeit a small pile - well bump), i get miffed when i call to access and change accounts and tell them all my details proficiently then some smarty pantz says "what is your postcode?" Seriously!!! and then tells me that to change any thing, the request has to be in writing, authorized and witnessed by a JP and sent on original paper - fax won't do!
BUT if i were a smart crim - i can just hack on any - grab and dump money - or use a "mule" and live a happy stressfree and TAX free life and change my address accordingly.
I know who is the stupid one here!
Good night, sleep tight and don't let the hackers bite! Bridget
Friday, August 14, 2009
My favorite FEEL GOOD passage
Bridgets - i love this...
There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirro, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.
"Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today."
So she did and she had a wonderful day.
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head.
"Hmmm," she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today."
So she did and she had a grand day.
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head. "Well," she said, "today i'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail."
So she did and had a fun, fun day.
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed there wasn't a single hair on her head.
"YAY!" she exclaimed.
"I don't have to fix my hair today!"
Attitude is everything.
Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
Live Simply,
Love generously,
Care deeply,
speak kindly,
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass....
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirro, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.
"Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today."
So she did and she had a wonderful day.
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head.
"Hmmm," she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today."
So she did and she had a grand day.
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head. "Well," she said, "today i'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail."
So she did and had a fun, fun day.
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed there wasn't a single hair on her head.
"YAY!" she exclaimed.
"I don't have to fix my hair today!"
Attitude is everything.
Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
Live Simply,
Love generously,
Care deeply,
speak kindly,
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass....
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
High protein wine
Bridgets
if any of you are scientists - can you please look into producing a wine that strips fat (needs L-carnitine) and is high in protein and low in carbs. Hell, throw in some omega 3s for my skin and maybe some progesterone for my libido.
Sigh, Bridget
if any of you are scientists - can you please look into producing a wine that strips fat (needs L-carnitine) and is high in protein and low in carbs. Hell, throw in some omega 3s for my skin and maybe some progesterone for my libido.
Sigh, Bridget
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
6 Steps to Being a Better Manager - lesson 6
Bridgets
Your last lesson in becoming a better manager
Lesson 6 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Go get 'em Bridget
Your last lesson in becoming a better manager
Lesson 6 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Go get 'em Bridget
Monday, August 10, 2009
6 Steps to Being a Better Manager - lesson 5
Bridgets
Your Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
Go Bridgets
Your Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
Go Bridgets
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
6 Steps to Being a Better Manager - lesson 4
Bridget
your 4th lesson
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Cioa Bridget
your 4th lesson
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Cioa Bridget
Monday, August 3, 2009
6 Steps to Being a Better Manager - lesson 3
Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
6 Steps to Being a Better Manager - lesson 2
Bridgets
Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift... She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
By the way, I didn't write these - someone else did
x Bridget
Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift... She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
By the way, I didn't write these - someone else did
x Bridget
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